一堆小草

虽是草，却比花长的还要好。。。

夫妻之间 Between Husband and Wife

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife
instead of resorting to physical force...
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

路来路往

我在某餐厅用完午餐，上厕所时经过这副字画，过后又经过这离开，还真的是印证了路来路往(前面两句)。

异国交通

写到这里，我的台湾之旅也已告一段落，希望不久的将来可以重游。。。自己开车， 但台湾的山路怕怕，台北还好，只是某些交通标志不大一样，不过还是大同小异啦！

宝岛瓜果

在台湾的那几天，可能是季节的关系，我没看到什么诱人的水果，尤其是我喜欢的芒果，不见踪影，就连释迦也是寥寥无几，反而是粉红色的芭乐(番石榴)，在这里可以看到，还有台湾酪梨(皮滑又大粒)，香蕉的形状也很不一样，西瓜是长形的，大东瓜还很大呢！

无奇不有

台湾小吃，奇奇怪怪。。。你有吃过吗?