Happy New Year 2010

讨厌的人

今天，很不想在这个开心的倒数日子里，提起这个我最讨厌的人，我曾经在朋友这帖子里写过这人，但很不辛的，这衰人今天在朋友家又出现在我面前，还做了一些另我咬牙切齿的事，恨不得给他一粒黑木克。
他一到就罗哩罗嗦的边脱鞋子和袜子边对我说了一大堆的废话，我没应他，他就开始找东西吃，还没有洗手就开锅盖，东西吃完后洗了手，手湿湿水就往我脸上摔，这可惹火了我，我大声的呵了一声“异劣”，还狠狠的回了一个很生气的脸色，这已不是他第一次对我做出这样的举动(我最讨厌的)，所以我都尽量的避开他，没想到这次又遇上了，他不但没有道歉，还嘻皮笑脸的，整天的雅兴都被这跟屁虫给破坏了。
哎！不想这么多了，越想越气！还是会周公去，明天开开心心的过完2009年的最后一天吧！

祝大家: 黑皮牛耳伊芙！

送九迎十 Another Year

跟随着圣诞之后，就是元旦节，二零零九年也就要走进历史了，回顾过去这一年里，虽然是经济衰退，但对我和同事而言，却是而外的欢喜，因为我们多了几天的有薪假期，这是从来都不曾发生过的事。也因如此，让我们有机会相约喝喝下午茶，聊天说地，真爽！平时根本没有机会一起拿假，到了周末，各忙各的，更不用说相聚，这次真的是赚到了。哈哈哈。。。我想，明年就没有这机会了！
总的来说，还是希望二零一零年经济会大大的好转，大家有工作，投资有利可图，银行利息高！高！高！

小小玩意 Little Collection

这些小小圣诞装饰物，都是近几年来从树桐蛋糕上收集而来的，人家吃蛋糕，我收集小玩意，蛋糕太甜，我不喜欢。

麦当劳叔叔走了

小档案
本名：麦克波拉科夫斯（Michael Polakovs）
绰号：小丑可可（Coco the Clown）
出生：1923年2月23日
往生：2009年12月6日，终年86岁
出生地：拉脱维亚
事迹：创造全球最知名的人物－麦当劳叔叔

家喻户晓的麦当劳叔叔“真身”，本月初在美国肯德基州逝世，享年86岁！
麦当劳叔叔 - 波拉科夫斯，当年只是马戏团里的一小丑，但在1966年给麦当劳快餐店看上，改头换面成为麦当劳叔叔，并一炮而红。

波拉科夫斯的父亲尼可莱当年是欧洲最著名的小丑，成为英国贝特杭米尔斯和罗伯兄弟马戏团的要角，名号“小丑可可”。 波拉科夫斯17岁时继承父亲衣钵，加入马戏团饰演小丑，但大多只能在父亲身旁担任泼水、砸派的小角色。 直到父亲1974年逝世，他成为第二任“小丑可可”。 为了走出父亲的影子，波拉科夫斯1958年转战美国。 他先后加入过多个著名马戏团，包括巴纳姆贝利马戏团，后来更成立著名的小丑学校，闯出一片天。他的演出获美国观众喜爱，之后被麦当劳快餐店相中，于1966年邀他创造代表人物朗诺麦当劳，即麦当劳叔叔。

波拉科夫斯为这个人物设计服装和化妆，长着一副小丑脸孔，穿着黄色连身衣、红色大鞋子、间条袜子，正附和麦当劳餐厅的主要颜色。

麦当劳公司同年采用麦当劳叔叔为美国代言人，在全美推出一系列广告，并由波拉科夫斯扮演麦当劳叔叔，出演最早的8个电视广告。

11岁之前，波拉科夫斯和5个兄弟姐妹在英国生活。 二次世界大战爆发，父亲工作的马戏团关闭，他与父亲以修路和铺设喉管维生。 当时，波拉科夫斯修路铺设水管的周薪才约2英磅，后来才获政府聘用当上了司机。 二战结束后，波拉科夫斯一家再次受聘在马戏团工作，波拉科夫斯和其兄弟及父亲同台演出，各有千秋。 不过他还是觉得，自己应当到美国闯一闯。

1958年赴美后，他在那里奋斗10余载，最后被麦当劳相中，成了永远的麦当劳叔叔。

波拉科夫斯生前结过两次婚，有5子一女。

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Reflections of a typical S'porean

小燕子，事有凑巧，今早我才收到这篇朋友伊美儿给我的笑话(我当它是)，而你却在这个时候说要移民来狮城，希望我这一贴，不会让你打退堂鼓。

I am Ong Ah Tee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C, and everything from 1, 2, and 3.
Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE
Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY
Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC
They said you live in Singapore very LUCKY
This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY for the tour of duty
After that we may continue our Studies
The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV
They come to this world only to "lim kopi, kway jit chee
No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I want to take up IT, but I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work at FACTORY
Working hard to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and
ride in MRT.
My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily: "HURRY, HURRY and HURRY !"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC
But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI
And they pay me only bus fee
My colleague likes me because of my honesty and can easily bully
They said I don't know how to carry.
I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY
Because gahment gave baby bonus MONEY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY
In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay 2 rooms HDB and rising monthly
utilities to PUB
My bank account has NO MONEY
POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE
Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI
Many times I want to jump MRT
But that is not EASY
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI
I went to seek assistance from the MP
His reply was simple and easy
"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me".
He never tells me any convincing Policy.
How to help the poor with more GST?
Why I cannot have pay increase but they can have increase?
Before, my MP said "Vote for me, we give you sweeties".
Now, they want to increase salary, because "You voted me"..
They claim they made good economy for our country.
They benchmark themselves using GDP.
They said, "To get the best man, you have to pay high fee"
otherwise, they will join MNC. / /
And all your 'char bor' become maids in other COUNTRY.
Next will be the GST.
My boss say "no" to increase in salary,
It's really make me worry.
Our Health Ministry said let GP set their consultation fee.
If the GP charges high fee, don't let them see.
No money, how can healthy
If fall sick, can only mati
In hospital, can afford Class C.
I don't mind all nurses are aunty,
But only one doctor to see
No money for operation, I Tan Si.

脚车失窃

嘿嘿，我要报案！
平安夜是很平安，可是平安夜过后就不平安了，我家在昨天(26号)失窃了一辆脚踏车，这已经不是第一次被偷，家里前前后后已经被偷了四，五辆之多，但这是第一次在自家门外被偷，其余的不是在地铁站附近，就是在草药园被偷。最可恶的是在草药园被偷的那辆，无意间在某中学里被弟弟发现，虽被外劳泰工(校工)改装过，但还是被弟弟认出，因为某些零件是弟弟自己装上去的，弟弟很肯定脚车就是他的，草药园也就在学校附近，但无奈，因为当时他没有报案！真是可恶！可憎！可恨！