Mr. Bean sent a letter to Bill Gates:Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I've bought a computer for my home and I've found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. I request you to please check this.
2. One doubt is, whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system...? Because I find only 'Re-cycle', as I own only a scooter.
3. I recently learnt 'Microsoft Word', now I want to learn 'Microsoft Sentence'. So, when will you provide that?
4. There is 'Microsoft Office', but what about 'Microsoft Home' since I use this at home only.
5. One personal question, how is it that your name is 'Gates' but you are selling 'Windows' instead of 'Doors'...??!!
Awaiting your kind reply soon.
With best regards,
Mr. Bean
I've bought a computer for my home and I've found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. I request you to please check this.
2. One doubt is, whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system...? Because I find only 'Re-cycle', as I own only a scooter.
3. I recently learnt 'Microsoft Word', now I want to learn 'Microsoft Sentence'. So, when will you provide that?
4. There is 'Microsoft Office', but what about 'Microsoft Home' since I use this at home only.
5. One personal question, how is it that your name is 'Gates' but you are selling 'Windows' instead of 'Doors'...??!!
Awaiting your kind reply soon.
With best regards,
Mr. Bean
4 comments:
Dear Mr. Bean Sprout，
You are berry berry clever, as no one ever ask for such programmes yet. You must be a genius！
It's our great pleasure to sell you the softwares as you requested, and will be delevered to you asap.
Please kindly bank in Ten Thousands Pound Sterling to our account， No. 13358-123-889, City Bank， New York Main Branch, USA, with Beneficiary Name Window Panes.
Thank you！
Yours affectionately,
B Gates
哈哈哈！嘿嘿权充Bill Gates的代言人，薪水应该很丰厚吧！
Mr.Bean，傻人有傻福！呵呵！
There is 'Microsoft Office', but what about 'Microsoft Home' since I use this at home only.
How about 'Microsoft Garden' then?
I work in the Garden, I'm the yuan lin ju CEO (Cheap Entertaining Officer)
hahaha...all the xiao nan.
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