A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again.... he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself!
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them'.
6 comments:
有够恶心啦!还吃了5次!
哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！。。。。。。。
笑得我上气不接下气！！！
以后老人家给我花生我都不敢要了。
哈哈哈。。。之前我也笑个半死。
向日葵，看你以后还敢不敢吃吃吃。。。
绿禾，你要保重哦！
过路人，以后先问老人家喜不喜欢吃朱古力，不喜欢的你就接收， 喜欢的你就快 ～闪～ 懂吗！哈哈哈。。。
我把这笑话讲给老公听，他听完立刻大笑！
oh my goodness... 如果我是那司机，肯定吐了。。。哈哈。。。
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